AND EVERY MONTH
WE BUY A HAMSTER
is it too much to ask for a book who has a serial killer as a main character but he’s so ridiculously normal and ordinary that you don’t know he’s the killer until the last sentence of the book
I want to write this.
I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU
YES
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
LOW FUCKING BLOW
remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
The best part about this
is picturing the store clerk holding a sheet of price stickers while laughing maniacally
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

